Meet Sonja Landis - Sexy and Funny

Sonja Landis. Comedy Writer. Hot Mess. Professionally Unprofessional. CEO of not having her shit together, and not wanting to. Best-Selling Author in five categories, making her officially smarter and more successful than she looks. 

www.SonjaLandis.com 

Her new nonfiction comedy memoir: The Anti-Officer, available now on Amazon.com

Sexy Challenges Rocks Your Kindle World

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Sexy Challenges Sacred and Sensual Experiences for Lovers

Book Description:

Sex can be just sex. The mechanics of it can be planned out and the outcome you desire can be achieved as a purely physical act. It is possible that this can leave you feeling wonderful and physically connected with your partner. But, what if it could be so much more? What if the pleasure you feel now could be doubled, tripled or increased beyond belief? Would you want to experience that? Sexy Challenges can take you to a place where sensual love and sacred sex combine to form an experience that lifts you to new heights. Your experiences can move beyond just the physical. You might be surprised to learn that each orgasm you share with your beloved actually contains the vastness of the Universe. Inside this exciting book, you will discover fifty sexy challenges. These encompass a wide range of experiences. Through the fun, laughter, communication, romance and passion of these challenges the connection with your partner can become more powerful than you ever expected. You can touch the untouchable. The god or goddess within you can be revealed.

Ladies Sexy Halloween Costumes...Tired On By Guys???? WTF

This might be the best scare of the year as these guys try on Ladies Sexy Halloween Costumes.  Careful you might not want to watch this stomach on a full stomach.  Make your friends watch this is will be just as much of an adrenaline rush as going to that haunted house.  LOL

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A Sexy Challenge Made Specifically For Halloween

Sexy Challenge - Getting Intimate with a ghost is Great for Halloween or any other time. We want to know what it would be like to have relations with a ghost, do you? This fun filled challenge will have you both a little jumpy to go under the sheets. Feel the excitement as you find out if you can connect to the spiritual world through intimacy. 

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Sexy Spatulas That Are Good For Both Cooking And Spanking! Oh My

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Why not cook with sexy cookware instead of with those that make you look like a novice!

Women Football Fans Are More Aggressive in Bed

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NFL season is in full swing now and there have been many interesting things develop during the season.  However, we have a little bit of knowledge that we would like to pass along.  It seems that women who enjoy football are more likely to be more aggressive in the bedroom.  Maybe the adrenaline rush of the game is good for the libido also.  Whatever it is about the game that brings out the triggers in these women, is making their partners smile from ear to ear.   So maybe, if your partner isn't a football fan already you should introduce them to the game.  That way the scoring can go on at home after the game is over.   

With that being said we want to introduce you to our line of Sexy Challenges so the game can go on and on and on.

Now you can bring some more ball action into your post game show.  Click the links below to get Sexy Challenges - Having A Ball With Sex

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How About A Sexy Mission Filled With Art?

Mission Date Night - Sensational Art (Training Mission)

Do you have the desire to take your date nights to the next level? If so, we are recruiting you to become one of our elite Mission Date Night Agents. You can be single, in a new relationship, in a long-term relationship or married for years. This training mission will help you understand what other Mission Date Night Adventures are all about. 

In this mission, you and your date will be pitted against the colorless Salvadory Dolly and her plot to make relationships bland and boring. As an agent, you will be given directives to help stop Ms. Dolly and keep color and excitement not only in your relationship but in relationships all over the world. 

Will you accept this mission from The Federation of Relationship Bliss' directors, Drs. Rob and Janelle Alex? Will you help stop Salvadory Dolly and her evil plot against love and relationships? We are counting on you and your partner to step up your date night game and put an end to this evil villain. 

Mission Date Night Adventures are designed to help spark many things in your relationship. You will put more focus on your date nights and put new excitement into them. You will get to step into character, if you like, enjoy a bit of a treasure hunt, and create lasting memories. 

Couples that become Mission Date Night Agents receive more than just the simple experience of the date night. Their conversations flow. They build lasting memories. They see their friendship improve while creating opportunities for romance. With these wonderful experiences, couples all over the world are finding the support they need to have the best relationship ever. 

When you choose to become Mission Date Night Agents you will no longer need to ask, “What do you want to do?” only to hear, “I don’t know. What do you want to do?” Instead, you and your sweetheart will already have a plan. You will have a mission to complete!

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The Secret Wealth Mantra

A great sexy way to bring the wealth to your life.  

The Secret Wealth Mantra

• How to easily attract almost anything you wan’t with almost no effort
• How to just listen to an mp3 with headphones once a day and watch as your dream life manifest in front of your eyes
• How new scientific brainwave technology easily gets you into the Zone where law of attraction works on auto-pilot
• How an Indian Yogi who has meditated all his life can help you with his secret mantra with absolutely no effort on your part
• How modern mind technology and an ancient secret mantra combined becomes the most powerful law of attraction tool on the planet
• And so many more benefits so I’m surprised that I even give this Success-System away for almost nothing

Sexy Challenges Honors The Musicians

Musicians sometimes get a bad rap for the extra things they do off stage.  The antics don't affect the most of us, however they make look down upon the musicians.  The true beauty and sexiness of musicians is that they bring us some amazing art.  Something to take our minds off of our daily troubles and they allow us to step into another world.  Much like reading music allows us to escape and live if only for the moments of a song.  So thank the musicians for what they really do for us. 

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The Big Wide Calm : A Novel

A young woman’s journey to find herself and create the perfect album 

Paige is a rock star. The world just doesn’t know it yet. With a name like Paige Plant, how could she be anything but the future frontwoman of the next Led Zeppelin? She’s got the charisma, the drive, and, of course, the mega-musical skills. All she needs is to make her debut album, one that will change the world, inspire revolutions—and make her galactically famous along the way. 

When John Bustin, a rich, reclusive, former semi-famous singer/songwriter offers to record Paige’s album for free, it feels like destiny, like the next step on her way to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, like some strange attractor is pulling her in. Guitar in hand, Paige sets off to John’s recording compound, ready to unfold her future. 

But the ever-elusive John, with his mysterious history, and Paige, a big dreamer but naïve about her footing in life, clash as much as they coalesce. Before they can change the world through Paige’s music, the improbable duo must learn to work together, and in the process, discover their authenticity. 

One part coming-of-age story and retrospective, one part rock and roll epic, The Big Wide Calm focuses a lens on human nature and the complexities of love through the eyes of young and old on the journey of creating the perfect album. 

Full Moon Sexy

We all have heard about the crazies that come out during the full moon.  Even the hospitals and police stations will agree that there is more activity during a full moon.  Well why not use that during your intimacy.  Think about it, why not let your crazy side come out during the full moon.  This is a great time to try something different or to step out of your normal.  You can always blame it on the full moon and most likely your partner won't be disappointed.  

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We have had money battles for years.  Worrying about how we were going to have enough to pay the bills, and living paycheck to paycheck.  Well we have found something powerful!  Unlike most things that promise amazing results with little work, this process is based on how much work you put into it.  However the work is not hard, can you blog? or make a video?  Then you have the tools to start your process.

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Topical Bedrooms Turn Up The Heat.

Adding a tropical flare to your bedroom could actually turn up the head in your intimacy.  In a recent survey we conducted we found that tropical locations seemed to spark romantic feelings in most couples.  With that being said if you can't decorate to get the tropical feeling like the above bedroom. You could bring in sounds of the tropics to help create the mood that you are right by the ocean.  I am actually feeling the sand in my toes right now.  

Why not actually bring in some Palm Tree to complete the feeling?

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Fast Food Boycott We All Need This! It Will Make You Sexy!

Sexy Challenges encourages you to boycott fast food.  Body image is a hot topic but a healthy body is way more important.  So ditch the fried foods and eat something that will really fuel your body.  Nothing makes your feel sexier than a healthy body!

You can pick up Fast Food Boycott on iTunes, Amazon Kindle, and Nook 

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Ever Wanted To Be A Sexy Radio DJ?

Wolfman Jack, Maybe one of the most memorable DJ ever to live.


Did you ever dream of being that sexy voice on the radio that thousands upon thousands of people were listening to.  Having the ability to put your thought and ideas into other peoples heads night after night?
Well no loner do you have to hope you get that big break form a large studio.  With the new application call Instaradio you can start right now.   We have recently found this app and are getting ready to put it into use to see how it can benefit our desires to be head all around the world all the time.  So watch for Sexy Challenges and The Couples Spot on Instaradio.  


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instaradio is an app that lets you go live to air with an audio broadcast on twitter, facebook, and of course on the app. Incredibly simple, two touches to be heard on all the different social media platforms. There are tons of people broadcasting, talking about their lives and relationships.

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People Need To Be Comfortable In Their Bodies But Where To You Draw The Line

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Okay being comfortable with the way you look is a great thing.  But when does it become more of a health issue then just a body image issue?  People should feel sexy in their body type, however it that body type plays havoc with their health then that sexy feeling is only going to last so long.  We would love to hear your input on this subject.  Comment away people!

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This Video Will Tantalize Your Desire For The Beach

Beaches are some of the sexiest places in the world.  This relaxing video will give you a glimpse of some of the finest of the fine.  If you don't have a desire to grab your lover and hope a plane to one of these locations you are nuts!

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