20 Corny Jokes Every Couple Will Love (or Roll Their Eyes At)

 

20 Corny Jokes Every Couple Will Love

(or Roll Their Eyes At)

Whether you’re in the honeymoon phase or celebrating decades of togetherness, there’s one thing every couple can appreciate: a good, corny joke. These silly, pun-filled jokes are perfect for making your partner smile, laugh, or even groan (in the best way possible). So, the next time you’re looking to lighten the mood or just want to share a laugh, pull out one of these corny couple jokes!

1. What did one boat say to the other boat?

• You float my boat!

2. Why don’t couples go to the gym?

• Because some relationships don’t work out!

3. What did the light bulb say to its significant other?

• You light up my life!

4. Why did the coffee file a police report?

• It got mugged by the cream and sugar!

5. How did the phone propose to the charger?

• It gave her a ring!

6. Why did the banana go out with the prune?

• Because it couldn’t find a date!

7. What’s a couple’s favorite type of music?

• Soul-mates!

8. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her date?

• Because she heard the date was going to be on another level!

9. What did one volcano say to the other?

• I lava you!

10. Why did the man fall for the woman at the bakery?

• Because she was sweet as pie!

11. What do you call two birds in love?

• Tweethearts!

12. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

• He needed space!

13. What did the sock say to the foot?

• We’re a perfect pair!

14. Why did the skeleton want to go out with the ghost?

• Because he had a crush on her boo-ty!

15. Why are relationships like algebra?

• Because you’re always looking for the X!

16. What did the fisherman say to his girlfriend?

• I’m hooked on you!

17. Why don’t we tell secrets on a farm?

• Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk!

18. What’s a couple’s favorite movie?

• The Notebook! (Get it? A note-worthy love story!)

19. Why did the two fruits get married?

• Because they were a perfect pear!

20. What’s the best part of being a couple?

• Having someone to laugh at these jokes with—even if they’re corny!

Corny jokes are a great way to add a little humor and lightness to your relationship. Whether you’re texting your partner during the day or sharing a laugh over dinner, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to both of your faces. After all, laughter is the best glue to keep a relationship strong—so keep the corny jokes coming!