Monday, September 30, 2019

Bad Husband and Wife Jokes



Some bad Husband and Wife Jokes to enjoy.






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Saturday, September 28, 2019

Sex On My Birthday



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IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS SEX, BASIC AND PRIMAL IN ITS EARLY STAGES, OR SO WE THINK. . . . Perhaps modern society is simply unaware of the depth of sexual understanding our ancestors truly possessed. Maybe modern society is actually relearning the sexual secrets that have been lost over the years. We can look back to the Kama Sutra and see that thousands of years ago, the various sexual positions were given extreme importance. There are even ancient texts that suggest certain positions and angles of penetration can improve your health and even fight disease—more than just physical pleasure. However, intense physical pleasure is an excellent place to start.


Thursday, September 26, 2019

How to be a Truly Great Lover


How to be a Truly Great Lover

There is not much technique in learning how to be a truly great lover; it's more about sensitivity and mindset. In this article, both these things will be gone into in depth. From there, only working on yourself from a deep level will help you become a great lover.
How to be a Great Lover
If you want to know how to be a great lover, ask yourself, "Why?" If you want to know how to be a great lover so you can keep hold of your partner with your sexual power, this may be destined to end in frustration, or if it succeeds, it will be an unstable sort of satisfaction. The best reason to know how to be a best lover is because you take pleasure in pleasing your partner. Having this attitude is the most basic principle of the "how to be a great lover" mindset, and from this place most of the things a good lover does will flow naturally.
The "how to be a great lover" mindset is both a way of thinking and a way of being. If you want to really know how to be a great lover, work on getting in tune with your own empathy. Really feel your partner. Really LOVE your partner.
Sensitivity is a big part of the "how to be a great lover" mindset, especially for men, who are socially conditioned not to be sensitive in Western cultures. The best male lovers are those who have been able to get over their social conditioning. This looks like being more feminine, but really it's being more real. Some men have such a problem with social conditioning that they disown their masculinity entirely; this is not constructive for anything. A solid balance, however, between masculinity and femininity, sensitivity and strength, is what being a great lover really means.
Masculinity And How to be a Great Lover
Contrary to what a lot of "seduction" or "pickup" material says, women don't really want to be "dominated". Some do, but what really gets most women off is a DISPLAY of masculinity. It should be done sensitively, feeling her and loving her, and not just because this or any other article told you to. If you happen to be a feminine man, maybe you'd rather a women displayed masculinity with you, which just goes to show how dangerous listening to authoritative voices without question can be.
A DISPLAY of masculinity, then, is not taking over her will. It is expressing who and what you really are, or at least, what you feel in the moment. Sensitivity, again, is so important in knowing how to be a great lover. You love her and care for her; at the same time, you thrust against her powerfully while roaring like a lion and staring into her eyes with a flaming look of passion: that's masculinity. Not control. No women wants to be controlled. If you think about it, if you go too far with certain seduction community mindsets you might just end up being a rapist, and that definitely wouldn't make you a great lover, unless you like prison men. Reach for the "how to be a great lover" mindset instead.
Slowly, Slowly is How to be a Great Lover
Take it slow. A great lover isn't interested in coming and forgetting about it. If you want to truly make love, savour it. Take your time. Enjoy the moment, rather than thinking about the goal exclusively. Actually, don't make orgasm a goal. Make enjoying the moment and giving the most pleasure to your partner a goal. Make sharing love your goal. Orgasm is worthless compared to that.
Get deep into the moment. Really FEEL what you are feeling, SEE what you are seeing. There is no dividing line between hugging, kissing, massage and making love; take it slow and savour every part of it. Enjoy your partner like they were the most delicious sweet imaginable.
Be immersed in the act. Let your attention not only be in what you're doing, let it be DEEPLY in what you're doing. Kiss with such attention that every movement of your lips is perfectly chosen and responsive. Touch so softly, yet intensely that each stroke could make your partner explode. Or stop, and look so deep into her eyes that you both forget yourselves, forget the passage of time itself. If you can't manage this, start developing spiritually until you can. A simple breath awareness practise, 5 to 15 minutes every day is very powerful for this. You can meditate more than that, but consistency is key here and 5 minutes a day is actually excellent.
Personal Growth and How to be a Great Lover
A meditation practise will definitely help you in how to be a great lover. Actually, a lot of aspects of personal growth can help you in how to be a great lover.
Having more energy is always good, so proper exercise, rest and a good diet can help. A vegan diet makes your sweat smell better and your fluids taste better; while a raw vegan diet, particularly a low fat one, can give you lots of energy to be a better lover, more sexual appetite, more sensitivity, and better performance. Raw foodists all agree that the best sex is between two raw foodists.
Contrary to popular belief, meat lowers testosterone levels in men. This is partly because estrogen (a female hormone) is used in the production of meat and blocks testosterone production when assimilated. Meat is also the hardest food to digest, and the huge amount of energy used to digest it is energy you can't use in making love to your wife. Veganism is superior both in making you stronger and more sensitive. Steer clear of soy and its products, though.
The Way How to be a Great Lover
This is a path, and it's not a path that can be walked in a day. Still if you make it your goal to break free of conformity, question everything you live by and come to improve in all aspects of your life, sexual improvement is only to be expected. Learn to make love deeply and with passion, and learn to truly feel and to truly love. Express yourself, and don't repress either your masculine or your feminine side - don't even think about whether you "are" or are being either masculine or feminine. Just be.
This is how to be a truly great lover.
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Sunday, September 22, 2019

The Lovers Outdoor Chair


2-Person Double Wide Folding Mesh Zero Gravity Chair


Fall is here and nothing says love like snuggling up with your sweetie in the cool fall air.  But you need a chair that allows you both to be close and be as comfortable as possible.  This is that chair all the comfort for two and perfect for the weather to be change.  Great for sitting and enjoying the leaves falling while you watch the fire roar. 


  • EXTRA WIDE SEAT: Designed to seat 2 people, with a cup holder tray for drinks, magazines, phones/tablets, or other small items for convenient accessibility
  • COMFORTABLE DESIGN: Crafted with an adjustable, removeable padded headrest for additional comfort, this chair will have you and your guest wanting to lounge for hours
  • REPLACEABLE ELASTIC CORDS: Its elastic cords create a chair that immediately conforms to the body, and they can be replaced in the case of damaging to the originals
  • STURDY CONSTRUCTION: Made of high-quality, UV-resistant mesh with an aluminum frame to last for years to come and provide optimal support for 2 people
  • TAKE IT ON THE GO: Foldable, lightweight chair design allows you to enjoy it anywhere at home, at the beach, and more!; OVERALL DIMENSIONS (open): 35"(L) x 50"(W) x 37"(H); Weight Capacity: 450 lbs.

Wednesday, September 18, 2019

Soul To Squeeze



Although most of our souls are intertwined with our bodies, our souls are also a living breathing entity of their own. Being in connection with your soul is something few people ever accomplish. So touching the soul of our partners/lovers is fantasy of epic spirituality. You might think touching the soul is an other worldly act or one only the Gods and Goddesses might be able to accomplish. Well, you do not have to be anything special to touch the soul of your partner. However, squeezing that soul will put an imprint on that soul that it will carry with it forever.  


When we find a Soul To Squeeze it isn’t a given that we will be able to connect with it to the point of putting our imprint on it. We also have to understand that just because we find that special soul to connect with doesn’t mean it will always be open to us. Every love in our life has a shelf life, be it because of death, changes in our life, or just simply growing apart or evolving. We also go into love with the hope that it will last forever, given divorce rates that is about a fifty-fifty chance and many of those couples stay together but loose that spark that keeps them apart on a soul level. 


Soul to Squeeze, is designed to not only help you keep your relationship together but to keep your souls dancing the passionate dance that allows them to emit sparks for the all this lifetime and into the next level of existence. Allowing you both to squeeze life into each others souls and to take those souls to the brink of becoming a supernova inferno of love and passion. So, my question for your is do you want to create this power of squeezing souls? Are you prepared to harness the power of this exploding star, with great power comes not only responsibility but a connection forever.





Saturday, September 14, 2019

Hairy Humanoids


Hairy Humanoids from the Wild - Encyclopedia of All Things Sasquatch & Disclosure of Inter-species Communication
An unprecedented comprehensive study exploring in depths all the aspects of the Hairy Humanoids phenomenon. From ancestral tribal knowledge, ancient lore, historic reports, and modern research, to psychic and paranormal phenomena, first hand encounters and inter-species communication. 

364 pages. 100 illustrations. Available in paperback and Kindle:








Thursday, September 12, 2019

Do Men Still Strive to be a Sugar Daddy?



ABOUT THE BOOK

Jerry Bigs was a nine-to-five sportswriter until he made enough wise investments to retire with more money than he could count. As a multi-millionaire the only thing he liked more than boats and fast cars were women. Unfortunately, he found the normal act of meeting and dating women a lot of work for little payoff. That's when he discovered the wild world of sugar dating. 

Welcome to the sugar bowl: a never-ending rabbit hole of beautiful women and fun adventures. It's easy to enter, you just need to let your wallet do the talking. 

Inside The Sugar Factory: A Guide to Becoming a Sugar Daddy, you'll learn the ins and outs of sugar dating. Including where to start searching for sugar babies, how to set up an online profile for sugar babies to find you, messaging and setting up your first meetings, talking allowance, creating the perfect arrangments for you and your sugar baby, and juggling your personal life with your more adventurous side. And most importantly, you'll learn if sugar dating is right for you! 

Plus, you’ll receive insider secrets from experienced sugar daddies and sugar babies who can tell you first-hand what it's like to be part of this amazing world. 

Whether you're in a loveless marriage, you're a retired millionaire, a hard-working tech entrepreneur with little time on your hands for real dating, or just looking to get rid of some spare cash, if you’re serious about becoming a Sugar Daddy, this book will give you everything you need to know and more. 

“Being able to navigate this sometimes complex playground is an art. Having a coach or an
experienced guide would save you so much time and pain. This book is it!” -Brandon Wade

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Jerry Bigs is a writer and entrepreneur who has spent the last ten years of his life learning the ins and outs of sugar dating. His ability to meet some of the most beautiful women in the world is only second to his ability to creating investment opportunities that have made him millions. 

Jerry started as a sportswriter for his local newspaper covering mostly Major League Baseball. He discovered a knack for statistics and numbers, beating any of his colleagues when it came to trivia nights. One night, a friend of his suggested he advise him with some investment strategies as, similar to baseball, it included a lot of varying statistics and numbers. Being a good friend, Jerry was happy to help. After a few short weeks helping his friend, he not only was able to make his friend a few hundred thousand dollars but Jerry himself has just tripled his income. The two continued to work together for years, amassing millions for themselves. Soon, Jerry wasn’t worried as much about baseball as he was with expensive cars, boats, and women. 

Unfortunately, Jerry discovered dating as a millionaire is a completely different game. He began working longer hours, which made it hard to meet and arrange dates with new women. Jerry wondered if there was a solution. And that’s when a good friend introduced him to the world of sugar dating.

Jerry discovered that sugar dating took more than meeting girls and offering them gifts. It took charm, straight talk, and an ability to read between the lines. It took knowing how to make women feel comfortable with the arrangements you were proposing. 

Just like everything Jerry put his mind to, he became exceedingly successful with his arrangements. Men began asking him how he made sugar dating look so easy? Soon, Jerry grew tired of telling his friends how to set up a successful sugar dating arrangement and, instead, wrote the book. 

Jerry Bigs currently lives in Florida with his wife. 


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Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Intimate Earth Product Line


Intimate Earth has crafted a new innovative collection of award winning modern apothecary products. this new elegant line includes a wide range of healthy products that our customers have come to expect. Our unique formulations contain a proprietary blend of organic extracts and soothing aloe. Lastly, Intimate Earth is proud to offer products that are 100% vegan and never tested on animals.
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Friday, September 6, 2019

The 7 Stages of Spiritual Love



The 7 Stages of Spiritual Love

See If you agree with the progression of love in a spiritual manner that this video shares?



presented by Sexy Challenges Pillow Sutra



The ancient Kama Sutra text focuses on four main goals in life. Eroticism and pleasure are only one of those four. Few people know this. Sexy Challenges has incorporated these four main goals into a unique and beautiful scenario meant for lovers in Pillow Sutra. Share a pleasure-filled experience while deepening the bond between you and reaching towards the ultimate goals of the Kama Sutra together. 


Wednesday, September 4, 2019

The Breathtaking Experience of Lust


The Breathtaking Experience of Lust

Every great relationship and even those that don't end up going the distance have those first few moments of lust.  Where the time is not considering love and the passion just bubbles over.  Can you remember these times in your life for the are powerful.  When lust takes over it can go in so many directions and become some powerful.  There is nothing wrong with lust and lust can turn into love.  So to lust after someone is to consider if you might be able to fall in love with them or not.  It is a starting point for a multi-directional life.  



Monday, September 2, 2019

Going the Distance



Going the Distance

A must watch movie for anyone in a long distance relationship.  A Star studded cast and a powerful love story.  






All Day Arousal will start building your anticipation from the earliest part of your day.  That arousal will continue through out the day building to a frenzy for later in the evening.  This is a wonderful way to create that excitement in your relationship if you have lost it or not.